Bank Robbery

A group of robbers came to rob a bank and said, "Everyone, don’t move, the money belongs to the state but lives belong to everyone!" Everyone was too scared to say anything and lay down.

One robber saw a female employee lying on the table with both her hands and feet raised in the air. He said, "Please lie down more properly, this is a money robbery, not a XXX robbery."

After finishing the robbery and returning home, one robber who had a master's degree said, "Boss, let’s quickly count the money to see how much we got." The leader (who only graduated elementary school) said, "You’re so stupid, with that much money, when will you ever finish counting? Just watch the news today and you’ll know."

There is another part of this story: After the robbers left, the bank director said, "Quick, call the police." The department head was about to leave when the director hurriedly called him back and said, "Wait! Remember to include the 500,000 USD we previously took." The department head replied, "If robbers come every month, that would be great."

As a result, the next day the news reported that the bank was robbed of 1 million USD, but when the robbers counted again and again, they only had 200,000 USD. The leader angrily cursed, "Damn it, I risked my life to rob only 200,000 USD, but the bank director does nothing and still makes 800,000 USD. Looks like in this era, you can’t get by without education."

Lesson: In this era, education is very important, so make sure to study hard and accumulate experience whenever you can.